The Troll's Songs: Smug Edition

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Here she goes, here she goes once again

She might listen but she won’t hear

Never heard me, never heard me and never will

Twists my words all around her

Only hears what she wants to hear

Clings to my rude remarks

And ignores my fair facts

That were spilled not by me

But other people just as well

Here she goes, here she goes

Ending up right here again

Never learning anything new

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Oh why am I causing you misery?

Why are you caring so much?

About not actions but words

Maybe because deep inside

You get it all too perfectly

And feel like I could be partly right

But your anger and stubbornness

Tell you to ignore it and keep suffering

Oh maybe just

Think again

You may not believe me

You may not believe me at all

But it’s clearly not because my face is familiar

It’s clearly not because I broke the image of

A polite Cornelius you used to know

It’s too obvious

It’s much much deeper than this

I think you should just

Think again

And consider to get help

Someday

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Nobody forces you, dear

To keep seeing me again

After all you are not blind

Oh at least not literally

Nobody forces you, dear

To keep reacting at me

You could just turn away

And leave for good

Why do you keep coming back?

Oh I feel there is a problem

Not only in me

I already told it

It’s not my problem that you keep

Clinging to things that make you miserable

It’s not my problem that you are so serious

That you can’t even tell where are jokes end and insults start

It’s not my problem that you can’t just relax

And take this case easier

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Oh she keeps believing I am literally a Hitler

All because of a few offensive words

Still will never learn anything

Still won’t listen to anybody

Who doesn’t agree to lick her ass

Oh I guess that’s up to her

I would be lying if I tell

I mind not seeing her Majesty ever again

So go on, go on

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